Uncertainties anonymous

techgnosticism:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

syntacked:

“You can’t spend the best years of your life waiting for someone to love you back.”

— Unknown

theprissythumbelina:

xiaq:

Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph.
Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??

EXCELLENT WRITING ADVICE

anxietyproblem:

cursedcatimages:

gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

1. Tasty Fried Food
2. Danger Murder Sticks

billprideauxs:

lesbianshepard:

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

fatimamononoke:

just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing